Lost my blog

Posted by: James on Saturday, May 9th, 2009

I have been using wordpress from year 2007 and have been blogging very often rarely, last week while playing with control panel of my website I changed database password without realising what effect it can have.

Two day later one my colleague wanted ready made code to scroll contents of a textfield. I had worked on to create an effect like jumping to page numbers in book. He was ok with that kind of code, when I check website database error page greets me!!!

Realized my mistake when I change the password in config of wordpress it doesn’t do any good, same old message. I tried different ways with no success. Later I decided to install a new one and carry forward on few of the blogs which I feel are good.

So I now leave behind all the actionscript related content and start afresh. All that starts well should end well

Nat Geo Moment Awards

Posted by: James on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

While jumping between various channels in my iBox ( idiot box) saw an advertisement about nat geo moments award, very impressive.. I decided to register and send few of my best work (my judgment) for the prize.

Oops!! I missed something… hows that I get the URL to register and send my images…

Google was out of my radar then. When Google was in my radar I assumed that URL is few clicks away but then that wasn’t the case. I returned to my iBox and started watching the channel, probably for the first time I was eagerly waiting for an advertisemen…t.

I didn’t get to see the advertisement which I was looking for but then found the URL to the channel. Once the URL was open I got what I wanted.

http://www.natgeotv.co.in/MomentAwards/

While signing up one of the condition was somewhat puzzling. It made me feel that these people where trying to find images at very low cost or no cost with no legal issues. Even if they make money out of my image should I be bothered?

Bill Gates and Vella Reddy

Posted by: James on Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Vella Reddy an Indian (Hyderabadi ) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ”I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I”ll give it a try”  Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself ” I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?” So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ”I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?” So he stays in the room.  Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ” I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but\r\nwhat do I have to lose?” So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said ”Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I”d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.” Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says ”ellaa vunnavu babu” The other candidate answers ”baguunanu babu

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Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…

Posted by: James on Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren”t really bugs.

Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn”t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

Users find 137 new bugs.

Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…

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a-father-passing-by-his-sons-bedroom

Posted by: James on Friday, November 9th, 2007

<p>A father passing by his son’’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad.” With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.</p>
<p>”Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I”m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.</p>
<p>I”ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it’’s not only the passion, Dad! She’’s pregnant!Stacy said that we will be very happy. </p>
<p>She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack! of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn”t really hurt anyone.We”ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we”ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don”t worry Dad, I”m 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I”m sure we”ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, your son John.</p>
<p>P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I”m over at Tommy’’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’’s in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.</p>

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tips-and-tricks

Posted by: James on Thursday, September 27th, 2007

 

My experience with HP

Posted by: James on Monday, August 27th, 2007

HP! yes the same HP which is known for …….. I apologize (I don”t advertise for HP). My Boss handed over bunch of papers and said edit it. I wished that a magic wand would do that for me. Unfortunately, I broke it as it wasn”t working as per instruction manual.

I saw my angel on my boss table, its the HP scanner, printer and blah blah (I don”t advertise for HP). I went near it and cleared the dust settled over it (HP cartridges are costly we have to save them for future, I mean when I break my magic wand).

Cool, plugged in and wow HP was at its work. All lights blinking as if it was surprised and unable to decide what to do after connecting. I too was confused, what to do after connecting it.\r\n\r\nThen my brain woke up and said contact HP!

Opened the website and browsed…… finally located it. Yes! I have done it. I have cleared one hurdle.

Followed instructions in the page and window popped up saying hello…… (customer service fundas). I said the printer is behaving odd today. Response was bit slow and told that they were sorry for that would be glad assisting me. Then………………………….. when we were finally ending the support session I realized I wasted my time breaking my magic wand, making use of the angel and contacting HP.

Any way let me proceed with age old version of reading and typing the content, then edit the stuff. Any one willing to give me an alternate solutions or HP chat fundas “WORKAROUND”.

RTC trains connecting people

Posted by: James on Monday, August 27th, 2007

RTC may not make sense to people other than from Hyderabad. RTC is short form of Andhra Pradesh Road Transport Corporation i.e. public transport of many in Andhra Pradesh.

I am too fortunate to make use of these buses for moving from one part of the city to another.

would be unfair to call them bus service rather should be train service. You might me wondering why should a bus service called a train service. Ok, people who know Hindi would have heard people saying “Bhagwan jab deetha hai to chappad paadke deetha hai” (apologies to brethren who do not understand that). I see practically this happening in case of RTC buses. They come as train bogies one after another and when the last coach is gone people have to wait for a long period to catch next train.

Ashok leyland surely makes best buses which is able to accommodate upto 150 humans in one single bus.

Hats off to Ashok Leyland Buses

Most of the buses run by RTC are Ashok Leyland make.

Dedicated to souls who have to sacrifice valuable time waiting to board these train

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Marketing ha!!

Posted by: James on Monday, August 27th, 2007

I woke up to a fresh and cool morning on a summer day, wondering why I woke up so early.

Laziness strikes me at 9.00 am and I go on a visit to dream land. While my visit I realize that I have some one calling to the real world. Breaking out of trance partially I pick the phone.rnrnI have a call from a representative of a bank saying I won a free trip to Goa for a family of four.

Wow!! what a opportunity!rnrnThe rep went on saying its valid for six months. Then I realize how come I have been picked up out of whole population in Hyderabad. Rep says that I have been selected by a computer ha!!. Computers getting intelligent.rnrnHey computer got the information from AirTel. If you are with airtel chances are that you get

Then came a important information from the rep. Time to regret!rnrnThis was rep said. Please come down to our office along with your wife to collect the offer.

Wife!!! I realized that I was single. Rep had a solution, you can ask some one who is married to collect the offer. I ran out of luck.rnrnRep wished me better luck next time and I hung up.

Sidhesh I am coming to Goa!!!!

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Cool Lansdowne !! Wish I could be there

Posted by: James on Thursday, August 9th, 2007

LansdowneI was browsing through all ordered junk in my comp. and I found few old treasures in form of JPEG’’s (pictures redefined)!!

Hope I could be there and enjoy the climate, once I had opportunity to enjoy.

I miss Lansdowne!!

I should admit I had few of best years in Lansdowne, especially my days in school (KV Lansdowne). I miss them even during college days. College day’’s weren”t as fun filled as those two years. I suppose I had overused my quota of fun in 2 years.

Confession

I should write something about Chemistry classes by our dear principal (Mr. Bist)

His classes were so moving that we would be out of the class within minutes of him starting it. Hey its not the principal sending us out rather we voluntarily give him the option to concentrate on bright students in the class. I did feel guilty for doing so but then I didn”t want to pain. Yeah, pain him. Wouldn”t he be saddened to know that people like me sleep while he teaches. Something I real miss when I am sleepless.

Chetan our gang leader who showed us ricther scale on black board

Chetan!! not chota Chetan.

It was Diwali time and we were experimenting with crackers. Experiment was done during biology class. Hey it wasn”t anything to do with animals or plants, infact we were experiment with crackers. Our indigenous mind and collaborative effort planned something which was going to change our class.

Our Chetan plants a laxmi bomb in drawer of class table with a timing device. Hah!! you are correct timing device was an agarbatti. Miss Bindu steps in the class as normal and continues with her class. We last bencher’’s were waiting for the D moment and anxiously waiting to see aftermath of the shocking blast.

We had to wait a quite long time, we has lost faith and believed that timer has failed us. But then there was a small hope.

We had then decided to concentrate on what is being taught, Bindu ma”am turned towards the board and started to draw a diagram. Luckily may be there was a long line to be drawn. While it was being drawn our monster which was sleeping woke up with a BANG. Bang strong enough to push line to almost top of the board. Line did correspond to reading in ricther scale i.e. anger of Bindu Ma”am.

These adventures happened in Lansdowne, Uttranchal (1997-2000)

Hey I am writing this while in Hyderabad approx 7 years after I left Lansdowne. While I write temperature is just 41 Celsius.

Thanks VJ for the pictures.

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